sumpin fun.
The Night Wile E. Coyote Met Road Runner at a Party
It was at the ACME party, not the place I’d ever expected to find a bird.
Still, there he was, taunting this predator with all his feathery blueness,
honking as an intimation of speed, of 90 mile-per-hour hot rubber,
so fast he seemed not to move at all, standing in front of the refrigerator,
his profile turning to face me before he raced off somewhere down the hall,
through the smoke, clear to the end of the road paved to nowhere.
I followed his motion marks that fell to the floor like yarn unraveled.
He was gone, leaving the refrigerator white and cold.
I bought all the bait I could find, all the poison. I faced the road like an arrow
lying in a bow, arcing it back tight, ready to fly toward his flash.
I hoisted pianos and safes, chipped ledges to their last finger hold, prepared
for a kind of war complete with missiles and heavy cannons, anything
to slow him down, make the minute before his disappearing last, if even
another minute. Then I painted signs, pitiful red signs to explain to everyone
my inevitable doom.
It was at the ACME party, not the place I’d ever expected to find a bird.
Still, there he was, taunting this predator with all his feathery blueness,
honking as an intimation of speed, of 90 mile-per-hour hot rubber,
so fast he seemed not to move at all, standing in front of the refrigerator,
his profile turning to face me before he raced off somewhere down the hall,
through the smoke, clear to the end of the road paved to nowhere.
I followed his motion marks that fell to the floor like yarn unraveled.
He was gone, leaving the refrigerator white and cold.
I bought all the bait I could find, all the poison. I faced the road like an arrow
lying in a bow, arcing it back tight, ready to fly toward his flash.
I hoisted pianos and safes, chipped ledges to their last finger hold, prepared
for a kind of war complete with missiles and heavy cannons, anything
to slow him down, make the minute before his disappearing last, if even
another minute. Then I painted signs, pitiful red signs to explain to everyone
my inevitable doom.

